“NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.”

Nothing, dam well nothing is impossible this day and age when you set your golds and put your mind to work. Desire backed by faith will set your mind to work for you. The body and soul will follow you and gain strength from your will power. Start now do not hesitate or the negative will attempt to take control.

I know a man who has spent most of his life wanting to do nothing. His parents put him through university as an engineer winning a scholarship and getting a top government job. Ten years he walked out on the job as he wanted to be a beach bum. Now sixty years of age he sits in a run down house that he owes money on.

Unemployed the yard is a mess everything he owns is lying around the yard deteriorating. His old car is a mess as he is so lazy that windows are still down with the boot open now winging because the boot is full of water from the storm last night. He is very good with the brain but the body is lazy. He has worked out everything to get through the rest of his working life without getting a job. For every dollar he does not spend it means it is a dollar he does not have to earn as it is an effort to get a job that would suit his lifestyle. Most other engineers are retiring to a life pleasure in high rise units overlooking the beach.

Such is life for some.

So put yourself on the line and be the master of your own time.

for your time, Tom Short.

…………………………Laughter is the best medicine,

RED SKELTON’S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE,

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”.

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always’.

12. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?”
I said, “Dust!”.

Can’t you just hear him say all of these?

Love it. These were the good old days when humour didn’t have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs with the words, “And May God Bless” with a big smile on his face.
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What did the shy pebble say?……Answer. I wish I was a little boulder.
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“Doctor” said a patient. I can not stop singing, “The Green, Green Grass of Home”?
That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome, the doctor replied.
Is it common? The patient asked nervously.
The doctor assured him. “It’s not unusual.”

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